Verse 1 It’a me S-M-B on the M-I-C Splatter your house like Jason Voorhies please Or knock you out like Little Mac using a Ding Call me the Blue Not Dr. Wily smarter Faster than 2 Tails and Super Sonic This is harder than Ninja Gaiden Level 6-2 shock you like Raiden Call it Mortal Kombat when I rap Using my noggin Bonk I just Smash Brothers Double Dragon style My River City Ransom Battletoads that’s wild Because I like Bad Dudes I like Kung Fu Using techniques like Ryu go Ha-Do-Ken Straight rip you to shreads Like the blade of Strider Straight cutting em dead Hook (2x) It goes Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start You know the code Dial 007-373-5963 It’s Retro Verse 2 Let’s play adventures Lolo, Link Master Higgins one hit like Bayou Billy Think I’m silly Use Zapper guns on TV Duck Hunt Excitebike’s like pop a wheelies Holy water that clan Is Belmont Fan Castlevania use whips To kill bats and A little bit of Toe Jam never Earl Cause how many games you had to save that girl Or planet R-Type, Blazing Lazers Gradius my Lifeforce like Guardian Legend No sweating when I’m putting in work Use my hands on the Power Pad Cheating at work User warp zones skip worlds cheating at work Now what you know about that man Metroid fan JUSTIN BAILEY Oh snap that’s not a man?!? Hook (2x) It goes Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start You know the code Dial 007-373-5963 It’s Retro Verse 3 I can’t front I had Atari, Coleco, Neo-Geo Master System, Nintendo Super, Turbo Grafx 16, Game Boy, Game Gear, 3DO, Sega CD Can’t front when new games came out I was at Toys R Us with the tag in my mouth Had to have em Pokemon catch em all Pokemon And if it was sold out yo I ran to the mall Mad thirsty Call me Kirby Super Star Wings or Axe man it’s Legendary Like the first time I play Donkey Kong Country Performed 90 hit combos Killer Instinct The best RPG, Chrono Trigger see Complex, Multiple Endings Copped me a Nintendo Wii, PS3, Xbox360 for VC’s Hook (4x) It goes Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start You know the code Dial 007-373-5963 It’s Retro Retro By Joshua Jordan